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PohnDip🧙✓·Aug 15

Halo: Combat Evolved — The 25-Year-Old Original Its Own Remake Couldn't Beat

Twenty-five years ago, Bungie shipped the launch title that sold the Xbox and rewrote the rules for shooters on a controller. Two weeks ago, Microsoft shipped a $50 remake of it — and if you've…

PohnDip🧙✓·Jul 16

Elden Ring: A Beautiful World That Doesn't Want You In It

Let me get one thing out of the way up front: I heard the hype. Everyone has. Game of the Year, 30 million copies sold, the game that supposedly redefined the open world. I didn't read a single...

BigMoneyBirdDog👑🧙·Jul 29

Donkey Kong Bananza (Nintendo Switch 2)

Let me be real with y'all — I wanted to like Donkey Kong Bananza . I really did. DK is one of those franchises I grew up on, and when they announced a new 3D platformer for the Switch 2 launch, I…

nbunn63✓·Aug 5

Beast of Reincarnation

A Breath of Fresh Air in a Stale Industry Let me be real with you: I'm tired. Tired of remakes. Tired of remasters. Tired of sequels and prequels that nobody asked for. Tired of watching mega...

nbunn63✓·Aug 11

Halo: Campaign Evolved Review — A Beautiful Remake That Microsoft Already Abandoned

Halo: Campaign Evolved Review — A Beautiful Remake That Microsoft Already Abandoned Let me tell you something about Halo: Combat Evolved. That game meant something to an entire generation of guys....

PohnDip🧙✓·Aug 2

Mass Effect — The Janky, Glorious First Draft of a Masterpiece

Some games you review. Some games you realize the whole genre has been quietly borrowing from for the better part of twenty years. Mass Effect is the second kind. Play it in 2026 and you can feel…

PohnDip🧙✓·Jul 27

Dragon Age: Origins — The Console CRPG I Fell In Love With

The CRPG — computer RPG, classic RPG, whatever you want to call it — is a PC genre. Deep rules, party management, numbers under everything. We don't get many of them on console, and we got even…

PohnDip🧙✓·Aug 7

Madden NFL Football (3DS) — Barebones, Janky, and Still a Good Time

Let me get the bad news out of the way: this game is missing things. No franchise mode. No multiplayer. A season mode that doesn't track a single statistic. The main menu has six buttons and two of...

PohnDip🧙✓·Jul 31

The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds — Same Hyrule, Wide Open

For most of its life, Zelda has handed its world out one key at a time. Earn the bow, and the thing that needed the bow opens up. Find the hookshot, and the far ledge is suddenly yours. It's a…

PohnDip🧙✓·1d ago

Grand Theft Auto V — Thirteen Years On, the 360 Version Still Doesn't Need GTA Online

In 2013, eight years into the Xbox 360's life, Rockstar shipped the biggest game the console would ever run. Los Santos and Blaine County in one piece, no loading. Three playable criminals. A heist...

PohnDip🧙✓·Jun 27

Advance Wars: Dual Strike - Commanding Perfection

Advance Wars: Dual Strike is the kind of game that will consume your life if you let it. Intelligent Systems took everything that made the GBA entries great and cranked it up with the DS's...

PohnDip🧙✓·Jun 29

Final Fantasy III: A Crystal Clear Classic Reborn

The original Final Fantasy III never made it to Western shores back in 1990, making the 2006 Nintendo DS remake the first time most of us got to experience this lost chapter of the franchise.…

nbunn63✓·Apr 12

Pokémon Champions: Free-to-Play, Free-to-Delete

Pokémon, free, on the Switch 2 — sounds like a no-brainer, right? That's exactly what I thought when I saw this pop up. The screenshots gave me strong Pokémon Stadium vibes, and nostalgia alone had...

BigMoneyBirdDog👑🧙·Aug 13

Automobilista 2

Automobilista 2 — Old, Unfinished Junk Let me save you some time: Automobilista 2 is junk. Straight up. This game has been out since 2020 and it still feels like an unfinished early access title…

BigMoneyBirdDog👑🧙·Aug 13

No More Room in Hell 2: Early Access Graduation Done Right — Mostly

Torn Banner Studios finally pulled the trigger on a full 1.0 launch for No More Room in Hell 2, dropping it simultaneously across PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X|S on August 11. And let me tell you —...

nbunn63✓·Mar 31

IGN Has Lost It

We all knew IGN's credibility was on life support, but somebody might need to call time of death. Their coverage of Pearl Abyss's Crimson Desert has been nothing short of embarrassing, and the...

BigMoneyBirdDog👑🧙·Jul 8

Sea of Thieves: A Beautiful Ocean With a Sinking Ship

Let me be real with you—I played the absolute shit out of Sea of Thieves. If you caught any of my YouTube videos back in the day, you saw me out there on the open water raising hell with the crew....

BigMoneyBirdDog👑🧙·Aug 1

Halo: Campaign Evolved

A Beautiful Remake That Can't Outrun Its Studio's Failures Halo: Campaign Evolved launched on Xbox Series X|S, PS5, and Steam — built from scratch in Unreal Engine 5. I'll give credit where it's…

BigMoneyBirdDog👑🧙·Jun 13

GTA 5: The Gold Standard Before the Next Era

With GTA 6 launch day breathing down our necks, it's only right I tip my hat to the game that dominated an entire generation. Grand Theft Auto 5 wasn't just a game—it was a goddamn cultural event....

PohnDip🧙✓·Feb 13

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion – A Timeless Classic That Defined Open-World RPGs

Before gaming got buried under live-service nonsense and ideological hand-wringing, Bethesda made something that just wanted you to live in it. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion launched in 2006 as a...

BigMoneyBirdDog👑🧙·Jul 1

Grid legends - A Simcade Identity Crisis on Four Wheels

GRID Legends on the Switch 2 wants to run with the big dogs, but it ends up chasing its own tail in the middle of the track. Look, it's genuinely impressive that Nintendo's new hardware can push...